Description
A ThinkGeek Exclusive Candy!
Dr. Timmy sat in his lab contemplating his youth, which grew more distant with every passing thought. Mainly, he reminisced about his favorite childhood candies. One in particular stood out. It was basically a paper tube filled with powder candy (we won't mention names, but you know what we mean). Suddenly, Dr. Timmy threw back his head and began to laugh. He dashed about his lab, flipping switches and throwing levers. There was a crash of lighting and Dr. Timmy held in his hands a thing of beauty. A test tube filled with powder candy (like he remembered), but with a mad scientist twist: it was now loaded with caffeine. And thus, Caffeinated Nixie Tubes were born.
If we do say so ourselves, Caffeinated Nixie Tubes are to die for. They are sweet, they are sour, and each tube is loaded with 100mg of caffeine (more than most energy drinks)! Each pack has five mouth-watering flavors. Here's how we recommend taking them (for maximum potency): get a buncha spit in your mouth and pour the whole tube (or as much as you can) under your tongue. Then let it dissolve a bit; swish it around in your mouth; savor the flavor and feel the buzz; and then swallow. Trust us, if you "shoot up" like that, the caffeine of our Caffeinated Nixie Tubes will get into your blood faster. Dr. Timmy wants you to stay awake forever; Dr. Timmy prescribes Caffeinated Nixie Tubes!
